bdoing:

tealish:

I repeat, tea doilies. Made of sugar.

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Hey, look, it’s Vishal.

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usurperkingzant:

winterinthetardis:

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

#and at that moment #Jamie’s phone rang #”JAMIE” Nili exclaimed on the other end of the line ”ARE YOU READY TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE ON A LOAN? #BECAUSE I’VE JUST FOUND A HOUSE MADE OF FREEDOM” #Nili was sounding more emphatic with every word #”INSTEAD OF A GUARD DOG WE’LL GET A BALD EAGLE #AND WE’LL TRAIN HIM TO SCREECH AT ANY COMMUNISTS WHO TRY TO CLAIM THIS LAND AS THEIR LAND#AND WE’LL SET OFF FIREWORKS EVERY DAY #AND THEY’LL GIVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR HOUSE IS STILL THERE #WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE AN APPLE PIE COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL #AND A BASEBALL GAME ON EVERY TV #BECAUSE THIS #THIS IS OUR LAND OF THE FREE” (via montypythonandtheholyblog)

crying

My Love Comes With A Price: These Movies
     ↳Matilda

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itsalexxh:

In Thomas Czarnecki’s world, the damsels of Disney don’t live happily ever after. Actually, they don’t live at all.

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petitetiaras:

An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes.

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The secret word is, canal.

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y0lo-nigga:

OMFG

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